Da Bachelorhood

Since most of us here in Da Hood are bored as hell in our first-out-of-college jobs or bored in class, all day we email the group with random thoughts, coarse jokes and obviously inappropriate comments, most of which begin the posts on this very website. After 256 email responses and countless posts, here are the best of our one liners thus far;
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You’re probably saying to yourself, “Hey you aren’t better than me.” Well you may be right, but you’ll never be able to convince me. I got too much going on for me. Just this weekend alone I got Brickman to say 5 separate times, “God damn it, I hate Jersey.” If you aren’t good enough to provoke deep hatred from the self-pity, emo, teenage angst even though he’s getting close to 30, hairy, nicotine depraved punk, then God damn it, I MUST be better than you. Just in case you need to me to specifically tell you how much better I am than you, I will, and I remind you, all these things are true: Read the rest of this entry »

Most of DaBachelorhood will be in Dayton this weekend, here’s our hour by hour itinerary in case you want to meet up with us:
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Once a year, I become unconditionally proud of my countrymen and forget politics, gender, race, creed, and my fiery hatred of the rat bastard fascists in the Republican Party. Once a year, James Earl Jones’s speech from Field of Dreams plays over and over in my head for 24 straight hours, as if he were God’s own PR director issuing a statement of hope, flowers, joy, happiness, unicorns, laughter, and puppies. You know the day. You know the feeling. You know the smell of spring and the promise of a new season… You know that it is motherfuckin’ MLB Opening Day!

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