Da Bachelorhood

Now, don’t judge a book by its cover. I’m a chilvaristic guy, although machiavellian at times (what the fuck does guy mean?), and I would never touch a women in anger. Unless it was one of these women. Let’s admit it, the rules that we’ve grown up with can only take us so far. We all know how to be nice to women and treat a lady right. However, there are seven women that i know of on this planet that, if I ran into them in public, I would knock the fuck out. (more…)

Today Patrick Swayze announced he has pancreatic cancer. November was pancreatic cancer awareness month. It looks like someone should have paid attention!
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Well, if you follow politics, and I don’t, you would have heard that Presidential Candidate and Republican front runner John McCain has been accused of having an affair with a woman, other than his wife. I’ve done extensive research utilizing only the scandalous front page of the NY Post and what I’ve overheard my co-workers saying and have formulated a clear opinion on the matter. Of course he should be able to cheat on his wife, McCain should be able to bang and chick he wants, whenever he wants. The guy was in a Vietnamese prison for five years during which he was horribly beaten. The guy was a God damn fighter pilot. He deserves to spread his seed.

That article (read: cover of newspaper I did not in anyway attempt to open or read) got me thinking. There are some guys who should just get a free pass on adultery. Some guys should be able to have a chick ride his magical bologna pony at any time, regardless of relationship status.

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Okay, so this might not be what you think it is. I don’t hate him because he’s messy or loud or left the seat up and causes me to break my tailbone every time i get drunk and pee like a girl. This particular focus of hatred comes as part of this time of the year…no, not valentines day, not drunken irishman’s day (oxymoronic, i know), but rather….girl scout cookie delivery day. (more…)

“omg i’m so tired i could sleep forever”
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