Da Bachelorhood

Most of DaBachelorhood will be in Dayton this weekend, here’s our hour by hour itinerary in case you want to meet up with us:
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Sometimes I’m not really being entertained, and my mind has time to wander infinitely, in search of excitement, like a gay dude in a stripclub. These times occur when i’m doing things like driving home from school or banging the same dead hooker for the third time (that’s right, i’m client numbers 9 though 11). So, my mind wanders to the existential. Does jersey’s girlfriend know the real reason he loves amusement parks so much is because he likes to fistfuck midgets on the wooden rollercoaster in rythmic time with the ‘clack clack?’ Does gazzerro know that he drinks so much mountain dew that his sperm are radioactive and super hyper, and that he could turn those 5 daily whacks into a goldmine with imitation horse cum? Does snakeyes really really not know what the pagebreak button is? Why doesn’t brick just run for governor of new york already? (more…)

That’s right! A 9 Hole celebrating the historical monuments in our nation’s capital. Just fill a hefty water bottle with your favorite alcoholic beverage.

Also known as Ted Kennedy’s Morning Jog

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            College is like your ex-girlfriend. It wasn’t going to work out in the long run and it was clearly time to move on, but that doesn’t mean you still don’t think about her and all the good times you had. You might even get a phone call from them drunk at 1 am, just stay “What’s up” and tell that story about that time you did that thing in front of those people and when the cops game you totally got away with it. Well you get the same phone calls from people still at your college, recanting stories and wishing the sorrow away. While you can’t necessarily ever relieve those moments with your ex…you can relive those moments by going back to college. This week, let’s talk about going back to someone else’s college.    (more…)

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