Da Bachelorhood

Well its Valentines day and for some odd reason I have a Valentine this year. This is a mixed blessing because it means I’ll get laid (unless she reads this post) but it also means I’m shelling out mad cash to make that fine, young lady in my life swoon. I considered writing a post about how to make that special young lady in your life happy, but then realized it be more fun if I wrote about what I would want my girlfriend to do for me if Valentines Day was centered on the Dude and not the Chick. Let me give you a Shitbrick-esque tour de force of my perfect VDay with the LadyFriend, in a realistic manner. (editors note: Brickman will be coming with a single’s guide to VDAY later today) (more…)