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Today Patrick Swayze announced he has pancreatic cancer. November was pancreatic cancer awareness month. It looks like someone should have paid attention!
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So you finally got a woman back to your apartment (sure she’s not conscious, but you have no reason to believe she didn’t want to come back.)

Keeping a pet can be a big turn on when she realizes you’re nurturing enough to keep something alive (like kids!) What’s important is the type of pet you choose - that can also send a big signal.
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Our condolences to his family, especially his young child. Heath Ledger was 29.

(cue up scene from 10 Thing I Hate About You when he’s singing… acting gold)

Well, its official….we’re all going to hell….

This is the official Da Bachelorhood Christmas wish list… (more…)

Ok the rules and purpose is simple. You are sending your friend to WalMart with a grocery list that can only contain 3 things. They can be any 3 things that are sold at WalMart. The purpose is to either embarass him as much as possible, or bring store security to him as quickly as possible….begin….

  1. An American flag, matches, gasoline
  2. Maturnity book, vacuum, garbage bags
  3. Football for dummies book, helmet, soccerball
  4. Mirror, ladder, black cat
  5. gun powder, electrical wireing, address book
  6. condoms, rubber gloves, ski mask
  7. handcuffs, cucumber, lube
  8. German dictionary, map of poland, weiss beir
  9. Razor blades, bright eyes album, fancy stationary
  10. James Joyce book, bottle of whiskey, type-writer

ADD YOUR OWN IN THE COMMENTS!!