Da Bachelorhood

I came home from class today to a most wonderful scene, two of my roommates (DJ and Banks) watching The Sandlot. Not only one of my favorite movies but also one of the best sports movies of all time. My schedule was completely free to sit back and watch the whole movie, so I was content. (more…)

Well its Valentines day and for some odd reason I have a Valentine this year. This is a mixed blessing because it means I’ll get laid (unless she reads this post) but it also means I’m shelling out mad cash to make that fine, young lady in my life swoon. I considered writing a post about how to make that special young lady in your life happy, but then realized it be more fun if I wrote about what I would want my girlfriend to do for me if Valentines Day was centered on the Dude and not the Chick. Let me give you a Shitbrick-esque tour de force of my perfect VDay with the LadyFriend, in a realistic manner. (editors note: Brickman will be coming with a single’s guide to VDAY later today) (more…)

This one is for all you Carlin fans out there. I think i’m almost as close to being overbearingly narcissistic as he is. I wasn’t sure what I was going to write my first post about, and then I realized, as I am, that i’ve been excessively mad about quite a few simple things lately. Here’s a list:

-People who don’t know how to fucking drive. Here, I single out those who do not know how to correctly read the sign which says “20 MPH” over the EZ-Pass booth. For those of you who aren’t familiar, EZ-Pass is a NY state thruway accommodation which allows drivers to place a transmitter in their car, allowing them to speedily bypass the toll booth. If one more goddamn person stops in the 20 mph ez-pass booth, i’m just going to ram them and deal with the consequences as they come. (more…)