Da Bachelorhood

Meeting your girlfriend’s parents for the first time isn’t easy. There can be a lot of pressure to at least appear to live up the sky-high expectations parents have for their children. Important thing is to maintain your composure and and lie your ass off if need be. Don’t worry though, Goofus and Gallant will be there to help teach you right from wrong. (more…)

On Line for the Movie 

Gallant: Discusses his anticipation in seeing the movie and offers to purchase the young lady’s ticket.

Goofus: Lies to his date, and tells her he left his wallet at home. When the truth is it was stolen during a 5 dollar lapdance he got while enjoying the free buffet for lunch at his local strip club. (more…)