Da Bachelorhood

Since most of us here in Da Hood are bored as hell in our first-out-of-college jobs or bored in class, all day we email the group with random thoughts, coarse jokes and obviously inappropriate comments, most of which begin the posts on this very website. After 256 email responses and countless posts, here are the best of our one liners thus far;
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Most of DaBachelorhood will be in Dayton this weekend, here’s our hour by hour itinerary in case you want to meet up with us:
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Meeting your girlfriend’s parents for the first time isn’t easy. There can be a lot of pressure to at least appear to live up the sky-high expectations parents have for their children. Important thing is to maintain your composure and and lie your ass off if need be. Don’t worry though, Goofus and Gallant will be there to help teach you right from wrong. (more…)

Goddamn my head hurts. Where’s my fucking bong? A little maui
wowee always helps the morning after a crazy night. You ever smoke to
get rid of a hangover? It’s fucking magical how it… Oh right, yes
of course, let’s start the interview.

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• penis enlargement pills
• bags of ice
• children (unless they’re a minority… it’s satire, people)
• egg salad
• anything from new jersey

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