So my old laptop is officially too unreliable to be used as anything other than a fire hazard. I decided a few days ago after months of pondering that I definitely wanted a Macbook Air because it looked cool. No really, I wanted to buy one of the most inconvenient computers on the market because it looked cool. Yeah, I’m willing to sacrifice every feature I use for a sleek, hipster counting machine.
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George Carlin 1937-2008Posted by: Gazz in I want to drink with THAT guy, Too Soon, my life is becoming patheticI spent a lot of time growing up memorizing his lines, his timing, and his style; everything I know about comedy I learned from Mr. Carlin. I think I speak for all of us here at DaBachelorhood in saying that, collectively, he’s probably our largest influence.
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Hour by Hour Plans For This WeekendPosted by: Gazz in Da Bachelors, Travel, You Wish You Were Still In College, bored at workMost of DaBachelorhood will be in Dayton this weekend, here’s our hour by hour itinerary in case you want to meet up with us: I haven’t REALLY followed baseball since the ‘94 strike. Sure the strike made for some great baseball puns, but it ruined a 9 year olds’ previously unmarred impression of world class steroid users. The baseball draft will be here in the bat of an eye (or a ball) but the all-important fantasy leagues are already starting. (more…)
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The Patronizing Saint of IrelandPosted by: Gazz in Holiday Holocaust, Only Snakeeyes will laughMy dear readers*, one of my favorite holidays is fast approaching. I’m not talking about the Ides of March; as a Caesar sympathizer, I’m actually not a fan of it. The greatest alcoholic day of the year (right behind Mother’s Day) is just around the corner: St. Patrick’s Day! The day is about beer, unlike last month, Black History month, which was more malt liquor focused. That joke is ok because I have a black friend. (more…) |

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