About Snake Eyes

55 Questions to get to know him better!!!

1. Do you go by a nickname? No

2. Who is the most famous person you’ve ever met? Brian Gregory

3. What’s the one sound that drives you crazy? Silence

4. What book has had the biggest impact on you? Is a book and a bookie the same thing?

5. What’s your preferred method of getting the news? Police Blotter

6. When driving, do you listen to CD’s, tapes, the radio or nothing? Usually I listen to the car alarm, man those things are useless

7. Are you a window person or an aisle person? Aisle, so I can escape easier

8. Are you a dog person or a cat person? Definitly dogs, I own 1 and a half

9. Do you prefer Coke or Pepsi? RC Cola

10. Do you watch Letterman, Conan or Jay? Um….I usually don’t come home that early

11. How do you relieve stress? Pain

12. Who would you consider to be your hero? Jersey

13. Where do you most often find yourself singing? On the chain gang

14. What’s your favorite thing to do on a rainy day? Play “tackle the breakable object

15. What’s your favorite holiday? The Weekend

16. What’s your favorite smell? Vomit in the morning

17. What’s your favorite cereal? Lucky Charms

18. What’s you favorite restaurant? Tank’s

19. What’s your favorite part of your job? Getting other people drunk and being paid for it

20. What’s your favorite childhood TV show? GI Joe

21. What is your favorite daily ritual? 3 shots of whiskey after brushing teeth

22. What is your favorite quotation? The second “

23. What’s your favorite food to cook? Other people’s

24. What’s your favorite movie to watch over and over again? TOP GUN

25. What was the first job you ever had? Running numbers for the Roc City Lightning

26. What color was your refrigerator growing up? Wood 27. When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up? I just wanted to survive

28. When was the last time you played hooky from school? Now

29. What was the best prank you ever pulled off? This bartender cut me off one night, so I shanked him. It was hilarious.

30. What was the last CD you bought? Kool and The Gang

31. What was the last movie you saw? Citizen Kane

32. What was the best prank someone pulled on you? My parents told me I wasn’t allowed home without a diploma…great stuff

33. What was the last concert you attended? DropKick in Beantown on St. Patty’s

34. Who was your worst roommate? My Parents

35. What was the best concert you ever attended? Pat Brickman singing “99 bottles of beer on the wall” while Mexican Gangsters held a gun to his rabbit’s head

36. What is the best book you’ve read about your field? “I hope the serve beer in hell”

37. What was the highlight of your (insert holiday here)? Looking at the pictures of incidents I don’t remember on Sunday night

38. If you could pick any actor to be the president, whom would you choose? Moufassa from the Lion King

39. If you could add a single option to your car, what would you add? Kegerator

40. If you could only subscribe to one magazine for the rest of your life, which one would you choose? Popular Mechanics, they have the diagrams right? 41. If you could have dinner with any three people, whom would you choose? First of all I think you mean “who” do you choose. As for the three people, I’d choose Bill Clinton, a fertile lumberjack, and Jessica Alba….may the best man win

42. If you could write a book about anything, what would it be? A survival guide to getting through college with my lifestyle

43. If you could get back any article of clothing you once wore, what would it be? Bib

44. If you could hire any actor to portray you in a movie, who would you chose? Ice T

45. If you could play any instrument, which would you play? Piano….no seriously, the piano

46. If you could memorize any book cover to cover, which one would it be? The dictionary, and/or phone book

47. If you could hear anyone in history give a speech, whom would you hear? JFK’s second inaugural address….I wanna see if Marilyn Monroe is really on her knees under the podium

48. If you could possess any superpower, what would it be? The ability to be famous and crush people like ants….also the power to lead and control Cobra

49. If you could own your own retail store, what would you sell? My penis to women

50. If you could live in one city for the rest of your life, where would you live? Dayton, Ohio….weird

51. If you had an unlimited shopping spree at one store, which store would it be? Guns R’ Us

52. If you could be any cartoon character, who would you be? Tigger

53. If you could make any fictional character come to life, which would it be? MAVERICK…but it’d have to be a package deal that brought Mother Goose too

54. If you could start your own restaurant, what would it be? A bar

55. If you could own one article of clothing from any movie, which would it be? Braveheart’s kilt