About Jersey

As you may have guessed, Jersey is from New Jersey. Most people guess this before they even hear his name - the raw sewage dripping off of him is a dead giveaway that he’s from New Jersey. We’ve all known him since the womb. Actually, that’s not true, we didn’t “know him”, but we’ve all certainly been that deep in his mom countless times.

He went to Bergen Catholic High School in Ramsey, where he rooted for his team over the hated Don Bosco Prep (or something like that.)

Jersey hasn’t done estate planning yet, which means 2 things. 1) He cannot retire yet. 2) Due to increased risk of physical harm or even death, 66% of his sexual moves are financially risky.

Play the Jersey Drinking Game!

The best part about him is that he’s a living, breathing, walking drinking game. Here are the rules:

    Drink 1 Drink 

  • any time he talks about his highschool days.
  • any time he talks about rugby.
  • any time he talks women.
    Finish your beer 

  • If he slips into a Jersey accent.
  • If he mentions Bergen Catholic

email: Jersey@dabachelorhood.com