SUCK MY GIANT HUMBLE DICK. i am the most humble person i have ever heard of. in the history of humble people across the world, i am the best at being humble. EVER. all other humble people can suck my humbleness out of an ass flavored ass cake. go suck shit out of a skunk’s flaming carcass, other humble people. I AM THE KING OF HUMBLE. fuck you, poser humble fucks. you’re not humble until you’ve experience my humble. i’ve fucked your great aunt with my giant humble dick. it’s fucking HUGE and also fucking humble. and now your great aunt is pregnant with an illegitimate 1/2 humble bastard. now that’s motherfucking humbling. enjoy playing whiffle ball (poorly) with your 1/2 humble bastard 2nd cousin and your fake humble fuck of a grandmother’s poser humble house. so what if she lives in 2/3 of a trailer on the set of some B-movie about the south. that shit ain’t humble. i live in the goddamn ice fields of northern russia in 1/6 of a trailer. why? just to one-up your shit. i’ll say it again. SUCK MY GIANT HUMBLE DICK.
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April 17th, 2008 at 8:28 am
I’m going to go out on a limb and say that not only is this going to be the least popular post of all time, but I’ll bet you this post still can’t lose its virginity
April 17th, 2008 at 9:28 am
i can’t wait until google finds our site and we rank in the search term “humble dick”
who knows, it could be our thing.
April 17th, 2008 at 9:29 am
too late, ranked #2
by tomorrow i bet this post is the #1 result for humble dick
April 17th, 2008 at 9:42 am
was this post actually supposed to mean anything or does brick have tourettes?
April 17th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Anyone else bothered by the fact that there IS a #1 result for “Humble dick”?
Just sayin…
April 17th, 2008 at 8:03 pm
you’re already #1 AND #2
April 18th, 2008 at 8:19 pm
From what I hear, “Brick” need not be humble about that large piece of man meat he uses. He’s battin’ 1.000 with that baby.