Da Bachelorhood

That’s right! A 9 Hole celebrating the historical monuments in our nation’s capital. Just fill a hefty water bottle with your favorite alcoholic beverage.

Also known as Ted Kennedy’s Morning Jog

- At each stop listed below take a drink toasting the proper people/event/cause.
- If you see any scene that you recognize from a movie, name the film and take an extra drink.
- If you find yourself in the background of people taking a picture, drink twice.
- If you hear anyone speaking Arabic, run! Or, if you are a true patriot, pour all your alcohol on the Muslim while singing the Star Spangled Banner.
- If you see anyone famous, drink thrice then run up trying to meet them saying you are from your rival University (Xavier for most of you).

1. Lincoln Memorial - Toast to the end of slavery and the Union’s victory then have someone give you your shot from behind when you’re not looking.
2. The Wall - Cheers to all the brave men and women who fought in Vietnam then spit on a hippie.
3. WWII Memorial - Toast to those who stormed Normandy and ended the Third Reich, anyone with French heritage must surrender their drink.
4. Washington Monument - Raise a glass to our first president then slip a dollar bill down someone’s pants.

5. Museum of American History - Scream “NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION!” then dump anyone’s drink into the Potomac with British heritage.
6. Museum of Natural History - Drink in sorrow that gay marriage killed the dinosaurs.
7. National Air & Space Museum - Drink to Neil Armstrong being the first man to walk on a Hollywood movie set.
8. Ulysses S. Grant Memorial - Toast to one of the greatest American Warriors then pick a fight with the closest person you don’t know.
9. United States Capitol - Drink all you have left to Democracy then veto all your friends’ sobriety.

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