Da Bachelorhood

“omg i’m so tired i could sleep forever”
“The psychic told me that at the end of the movie the Joker dies. But that’s not in the script, so we’ll see how it plays out.”
” ”
“Who left this bottle of Pez in here?”
“Mary Kate, this apartment is horrible and I want to break the lease, whatever it takes.”
“America is nice, but I’m ready to go down under.”
“how many is 1 pill? aw fuck it, i’ll eyeball it”
“now I lay me down to sleep, i pray the lord my soul to keep. If I - ”

keep it going. do it for heath.

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