Da Bachelorhood

Well, its official….we’re all going to hell….

This is the official Da Bachelorhood Christmas wish list…

For Brick…

(To the tune of the 12 days of christmas… “on the first day of
christmas my true love gave to me…” etc.)

a loose puerto rican girl
A 2 quart jar of mayo
3 more inches
4th season of arrested development
5 golden showers
6 willing virgins
7-finger shocker
8 minority chimney sweeps
9 caffeinated prostitutes
10 tranny lumberjacks
11 unwilling virgins
12 grams of coke

For Sause…

an ez bake oven
size 15 L.A. Lights
a car accident involving hugh jackman and britney spears
lindsay lohan naked crabwalking backwards
a time machine so i can date the hot 17 year old i saw at church
a magical leropoloidian!
fake tits
a blow up doll or a ten year old boy
a superfriends reunion
moonboots (http://i.walmart.com/i/p/00/70/30/86/70/0070308670616_215X215.jpg )
a bucket of aids to throw on bill simmons

For Snake….

Bottle of Johnny Walker Blue

Ernest Hemmingway’s Liver

A Monster Truck

Kelly Clarkson (unconscience)

My Lifetime ban from Chucky Cheese repealed

40 Shares of Iowa Corn Company

Box of Cuban Cigars

The director’s cut of the hollywood moon landing

My Dignity

The heads of the members of the BCS Election Committee

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