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18 12 2007

We’re Bringing Back an Old Game

Posted by: Jersey in bored at work, games, remember when gazz was funny?

Ok the rules and purpose is simple. You are sending your friend to WalMart with a grocery list that can only contain 3 things. They can be any 3 things that are sold at WalMart. The purpose is to either embarass him as much as possible, or bring store security to him as quickly as possible….begin….

  1. An American flag, matches, gasoline
  2. Maturnity book, vacuum, garbage bags
  3. Football for dummies book, helmet, soccerball
  4. Mirror, ladder, black cat
  5. gun powder, electrical wireing, address book
  6. condoms, rubber gloves, ski mask
  7. handcuffs, cucumber, lube
  8. German dictionary, map of poland, weiss beir
  9. Razor blades, bright eyes album, fancy stationary
  10. James Joyce book, bottle of whiskey, type-writer

ADD YOUR OWN IN THE COMMENTS!!

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7 Responses to “We’re Bringing Back an Old Game”

  1. Gazz says:
    December 18th, 2007 at 1:57 pm

    11. extra strength tylenol, coat hanger, pregnancy test.

    12. diapers, school girl outfit, camera.

    13. electrical generator, jumper cables, kama sutra

  2. Gazz says:
    December 18th, 2007 at 1:59 pm

    oh and i should have a lot of time on my hands this week, i’ll try to post

  3. name changed to protect me from getting fired says:
    December 18th, 2007 at 8:03 pm

    14. 112 large microwaves, a pied piper flute, a schematic map of an orphanage

    15. A 6 foot sub, party hats, schindler’s list

    16. a steam-roller, an ice pick, Ann Coulter’s face

    17. boxing gloves, a stopwatch, a schematic map of an orphanage

    this game is fucking fun

  4. Gazz says:
    December 19th, 2007 at 12:21 pm

    18. razor blades, rat poison, Halloween candy

  5. Nicky D says:
    December 24th, 2007 at 12:41 am

    19. dildo, brokeback mountain dvd, cowboy hat

  6. name changed to protect me from getting fired says:
    January 7th, 2008 at 11:37 pm

    scalpel, bloodbucket, priest

  7. beermachine says:
    February 6th, 2008 at 5:30 pm

    gun ammo, a hang in there kitty poster, jack daniels

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