Here’s what I’m thankful for.
- Gazzerro’s ability to fix my computer.
- My own selfishness
- Hanging out with Brickman. It shows that I’m not an elitist prick who only hangs out with people who wear Polo
- That I haven’t gotten a tattoo to regret….yet
- NYPD and the fact that they think I’m funny
- Blogs….thanks for taking up my free time
- Beer
- Free Speech, mother fucker
- The warped mind of Tracey Morgan
- That really cool underarmor football players wear under their jersey’s that only has one sleeve…fucking sweet
- SNL Re-runs on E!
- Teams like Kansas having a shot at the national title, while OSU plays in the Zagat Hotel Guide 2008 Bowl
- The 5 pounds I’ve gained since college….no wait…not that
- My family……..they left me alone for most of the day so I could watch football
- Criminals….thanks for the job, thanks for the memories
- Snake Eye’s incoherent text messages
- The East Coast
- That the turkey I killed this year was actually a Turkey and not Natalie Hallo….wait…I’ve already said too much
What are you thankful for? let me know in the comments….
wow talk about mailing it in huh?
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November 23rd, 2007 at 5:54 pm
i am thankful for the time my hands went numb after a trip to cedar point and the following 3 days, when masturbating felt like i was getting a handjob. i am thankful for the one afternoon when sam and i had a bacon eating contest. i am thankful for the nursing staff at the hospital during my ensuing cardiac episode. i am thankful for mario kart. i am thankful for the cleveland browns and their above-mediocre season. i am thankful for arrested development, 30 rock, twin peaks, entourage, and it’s always sunny in philadelphia on dvd. i am thankful for snowy mall parking lots and my e-brake. i am thankful for my t-mobile sidekick 3 and the opportunity for porn on the go. i am thankful for the rattle and candy that i bought; they have improved my dating record considerably over the past weeks. i am thankful for lab mishaps when DNA is the only evidence. i am thankful for jesus christ, my one true lord and savior. i am thankful for the contraceptive effectiveness of a plastic bag soaked in gin. i am thankful for warm, folded-over pillows. i am thankful for the always reliable US postal service, gunning it at yellow lights, and jersey’s stain-resistent pants. i am thankful for my friends, family, and fuck buddies, and that one special person who is all three (shout out to you, pops). i am thankful for you and your see-through drapes, and you are thankful for the swift response of the local law enforcement. and finally, i am thankful for this blog, it truly makes my day when it is updated. happy thanksgiving everyone.
love,
pat “wrong hole” brickman
December 6th, 2007 at 9:56 am
I’m hurt, Jerz. I thought I meant more to you… you cunt-fuck.